93 thoughts on “Meet Grace, the ultra-lifelike nurse robot

  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Having it look robotic instead of human would be a lot less creepy.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I prefer Baymax

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Yeah but can you fuck it?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Hmmmm that’s… something.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    We’re really going with Grace on this one? Did they not watch Vivy? This leads to everyone dying.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Kinda looks like Rose Bryne

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Make a humanoid robot that can actually do something useful first…. then worry about giving it creepy artificial human flesh.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    She looks peeved.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Wasn’t there a nurse AI named Grace in Vivy Fluroite Eyes Song

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Is she a…full service model?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    She looks haggard and tired.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    ah one step closer to the ultr lifelike sex bots. The true end to humanity when we just fuck ourselves to death.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Will its hands be warm when it’s placing a Foley catheter?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    She looks sick.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Can this robot help with seaman extraction? Asking for a friend.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Does… she do prostate exams? 😀

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Can you bang her?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    This will be used for sex

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Why is it gendered? Why is it a human replica? I want my robot nurse to look like a terminator (skinless of course).

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Can she afford a better haircut?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I think I saw one of those in my uncles closet.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Slowly but surely we are leaving the uncanny valley

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Why don’t they ever make these things ugly and fat

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Not even close

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    How is it ”ultra-lifelike” when it is immediately recognisable as a robot?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Can we have the nurse look more like a trusting adult than have it look like an abused child please? That would help

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    For more realism she needs to complain about management and talk about how badly she needs to pee.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    She looks like a 10 year old girl so creepy

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I would.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I just want to know why she looks like a child

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    of course its a prototypical white chick.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Wait, I thought that we were only going to automate away the jobs of the poor?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    People are calling this thing “lifelike”, and in the 1980s, ads for Nintendo games called graphics “realistic”.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    What are her measurements/bra size tho

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Is she “fully functional”? Does she come with attachments? Will she report me?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Quick kill it before it reproduces.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    she looka like a man.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    That’s pretty neat! Can I get one to help plan my DnD sessions?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    CNN and I have very different ideas about what “ultra-lifelike” is.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    They have the robotics in place, now if only they could leave the face/body creation to Starpery Dolls or people that have been doing that for a while…

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    We get this as a nurse robot instead of Baymax? This really is the darkest timeline.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    People will identify as robosexuals in 3…2…1…

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Whenever I see things like this I check to see if they’ve gotten past either the creepy doll or uncanny valley…. And nope still creepy AF

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    She looks like she’s about to cry

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Why does it look like a Rose Burne, but for like, a pedophile?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    This looks like Ms Swan

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    They should totally have these for when coma patients wake up. Tell them they’ve been out for 200 years and the robots have taken over.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Looks like Lily from at&t to me.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I see she already comes with the realistic depressed expression…

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    China is building artistic emotion bots and nursebots. US is making acrobatic, loadbearing speedbots. Only one of these will lead to deathbots. This is the first time I’ve agreed with China over the US on anything.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Any time I see a life-like robot like this, I just feel like it’s a gimmick. When commercial humanoid robots are finally out there, I’m betting they’re going to look a lot like featureless mannequins. That way companies can steer well clear of the uncanny valley, *and* it would be cheaper too: no “skin-like” material needed (you’d need like 22 square feet of it), no tiny little motors for facial animations, etc.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Thanks but I prefer Baymax.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Make robots look and sound like robots. They’re not human. Stop trying to make them human.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Fuck. That.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Looks like a thin version of Ms. Swan from MadTV.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    This title is annoying. Meet Grace. Looking at a digital photo and reading about something is not how you meet something. Meet deez nuts.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Wow! She has that “I have zero shits to give about how bad you’re feeling today” look all nurses get after a few weeks on the job!

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Wow, looks just like a *real* mannequin.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Winona Ryder

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    But can she make TikTok videos?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    This seems smart….

    Someone call Josh from Let’s Game it Out. This would really make his day.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Looks like a child. Give me a mid 40’s nurse with 20 years experience.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    This could potentially be a bad idea considering how many dudes into real dolls have nurse fetishes.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I think my definition of ultra lifelike is different to theirs.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    H.. how lifelike?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    No thank you robots shouldn’t look human.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Can it fight will it fight back

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    In Aunt Bethany Voice: “Grace?, Grace died 30 years ago”.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    They can make a robot sound and look like anyone and they chose that?. I want my nurse to be a terminator and talk like Arnold specially when saying “I’ll be back”.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Rename to Joy

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Be 2080:
    Robot voice “it seems you have no health insurance and insufficient funds for this procedure”
    Me dying from gun shot wound*: wow it’s so life like.. coughs blood on robot face* dies*

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Bet she’d get vaccinated

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    This is perfect now all those nurses tired from COVID can get the rest they need.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    is it fuckable?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Uncanny.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I hate this so much!!! Gross!!!!

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Why not cat nurses in nun habits?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    LOL. I am not trying to shit on all the hard work that went into this but “ultra-lifelike” is absolutely a hilarious description.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    That neck needs work.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I would.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Alright let’s see how ultra-lifelike it is. Someone grab my bat

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    I’m simultaneously turned on and terrified.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Giggity-giggity

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    i doubt robots will ever come close to natural life-like expressions. ever. just make robots be robots we already know its a goddamn robot.

    the only way it could ever be human-like is 3d printing or growing a “blank” human body with a robot mind. thats when we’ll see the robot uprising.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Can she programmed for other stuff? Maybe kitchen stuff like whipping things…
    Asking for a friend…

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Well we are due for skynet to become a reality

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    “…not meant to replace doctors and nurses, but to assist them…”

    Honestly, we all know that’s BS. It’s just like how they were saying that robots in car factories were going to “assist” human workers; they became their replacements.

    And in our corporate world, companies (and that includes certain hospitals/healthcare locations) will do anything to cut costs. This doesn’t just mean salaries, but not having to pay benefits or employees suddenly deciding to quit.

    Technically insurance will be needed since these robots will be facing abuse in their environments from bad people, but its much less costly to replace robot parts than anything a human has to lose; including their own life.

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Yeah, but what that mouth do?

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  • August 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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    Does it come with…touch therapy?

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